21. DeadPlasmaCell:

"I showed my wife this and she laughed her ass off... She has bigger cans than the chicks in this video and they don't move anywhere near like they do in the video.."

I find it mildly interesting you feel the need to point that out. Who are you trying to convince?

Posted at 3:54PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by malberto 0 stars

22. I didn't even watch it. I'm very proud of myself :)

Giant enemy crab, though? Now that's quality.

Posted at 4:42PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Doug 0 stars

23. Yes, yes, we all know of the "jello physics", but what I would like to know is why is their clumpy ass hair flowing right through their bodies the whole time? I know it'll be tough, but watch it a second time and take your eyes OFF of the breasts and you'll see what I mean.

Seriously though, this game will suck out loud.

Posted at 5:44PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by What The Geek 0 stars

24. If there was ever a game that could make really good use of Gordan Freeman's gravity gun, this would be it.

Posted at 5:59PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by JimJimBinks 0 stars

25. @ What the Geek

You are completely right, the hair is just disgusting. I mean I couldn't finish the video just because the hair kept making me cringe.

Posted at 6:08PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Xiath 0 stars

26. |=====D
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Posted at 7:10PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Dustin 0 stars

27. Pornography/hentai is great and all, but 60 dollars for that? As a horny nerd, I'll pass.

Posted at 7:20PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by J. Reinhold 0 stars

28. They somehow managed to make that game unsexy.

A couple notes to Team Ninja. First of all, even a little bit of subtlty greatly adds to the sexiness of something.

The boob bouncing was just fricking ridiculous and I expected some of those scenarios to devolve into really bad porno at any second.

Also, the way the girls move is so pathetic and lacks any semblance of grace. These are the things that made the DOA girls sexy at one point; a bare minimum level of subtlty (but still there) and a sort of fluid grace and beauty.

Oh yes, and I could not stop myself from noticing how horrible the hair looks as it passes through limbs and floats around in chunky blocks. For shame.

And, as someone else said, if they are going to waste their time like this they should ust scrap this BS and work on something fun like Ninja Gaiden 2 (crappy porno belongs on the internet and in the back room of video stores, not taking dev time from good games).

Posted at 7:24PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Pince 0 stars

29. The girls look terrible, it looks like there's twice as many polygons in the breasts than there are in the whole rest of the model, and the physics that effect them are insane, its like theres an anti-gravity feild located right on their chests and nowhere else. And the hair does look terrible, I couldn't belive how badly it clips right through the models, it throws any scrap of realism that they might have had completely out the window. Hair in Soul Calibur II and III from LAST generation's consoles looked better than this crap.

Posted at 7:52PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by DiedFamous 0 stars

30. whatever

Posted at 8:03PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by worldpeace 0 stars

31. ... i need a towel.

Posted at 8:42PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by whew 0 stars

32. These look like jello implants, not saline or silicone

Posted at 8:54PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by OldElvis 0 stars

33. Wow...that was extremely fake. Their b00bs bounced way too much, and their hair was like paper. It was total rediculous, yet strangly hot(I need a gf).

Posted at 10:29PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by M3d1akiD 0 stars

34. Wow, I must say that the game, in its current state, looks like utter crap. First off, their hair reminds of a bloody Komondor (http://www.komondor.org/assets/images/Jani_1), and the boobs... heavens how I love boobs, but those are just ridiculous. I can understand some bounce to make them more natural, but when every step makes them shake like a Jell-O mold in an earthquake, that is just too much. Please guys, have some jump around and play in a pseudo lesbian fashion, but for God's sake... tighten down those boobies.

Posted at 10:31PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Mazzani 0 stars

35. They need bouncier vaginas.

Posted at 10:47PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Tom 0 stars

36. Shamoo, you dog! :)

Posted at 10:24PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by Big Ed 0 stars

37. "Seriously, it's just south of actual porn."

saying this resembles pornography is ridiculous. this is no different the men's magazines that show women in skimpy outfits like Maxim. this game is rated M you know...

Posted at 11:03PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by john 0 stars

38. Ha! you fools! They are all lesbians.

Anyone can tell from a mile away. First of all, they are on a deserted island full of females. What the heck kind of vacation is that?! I'll tell you what kind-- the lesbian kind..

They frolick with each other like wild deer in the forest. They give each other massages. In many of the scenes, I can just imagine that girl A frolicks with girl B, girl A pushes down girl B, they fall on each other and bam! and 15 seconds later they are making out on the beach.

Posted at 11:49PM on Oct 23rd 2006 by uclatommy 0 stars

39. Ha! They would blink and those things would dance for an hour. Apparently in the DOA universe, gravity around the chest area is reduced by a factor of 5.
Is this suppose to be the sequel of DOA extreme beach volleyball? Because I saw about 2 seconds of the sport and they werent even playing it, she was just standing on the court. Guess that's what called for the renaming...

Posted at 1:21AM on Oct 24th 2006 by Suba 0 stars

40. The DOA games have been on THREE seperate generations of consoles and the characters' hair still has this amazing ability to pass through solid objects.

Bloody fix it already!

Oh, and the graphics still aren't a huge upgrade on DOA2. Seriously, what do the developers for this series do all day?

Posted at 5:12AM on Oct 24th 2006 by nithron 0 stars